[Metallicorphan is an Ass]

ahh 5pm on a glorious hot sunny British Day,i no longer have any hair as i have just shaved it all off...and now,instead of basking in the hot tea time sun,i am glued to my PC screen


so,how things should be then


the Nintendo presentation starts.......well it has the nintendo screens on the E3 stage,no one has walked on yet

here we go


the screens are all showing different type of games and different people enjoying them

that woman from last year with the glasses on has come on now

nice pants!!,LOL

talking stats now NPD stats

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talking about uncles and women gaming on the DS and how Nintendo have broadened the audience

straight for the throat

Mario


Mario montage now playing...oh for fucks sake they are talking about 4D graphics...i thought that was Sony's plug

Super Mario Bros for the Wii,being presented now

[Metallicorphan is an Ass]

its a 2D(at the moment) scrolling game with 4 players...you turn the wiimote horizontally,like an old nes type controller

its more a multiplayer game like most wii games,you can play single player,but it looks like it would be old stuff on your own

the 4 of them,mario,luigi mushrooms all look like Tellytubbies

is it just me who wants a Luigi Mansion 2???

this new Mario game will be out xmas 2009

[Metallicorphan is an Ass]

Wii Balance board now,and Wii Fit,saying its the biggest selling video game..if you want to call it that


they are talkiing about how they are getting Wii fit easier for everyone with Wii Fit +...you will get your own personal trainer(didnt we see that on EA?)

more balance games coming,juggling,bowling..platform log dodging jumping game

Fall 2009 release

[Metallicorphan is an Ass]

Reggie the dude is on now


he is talking word of mouth(which i actually thought was bad for the Wii)

he is talking interface now,wiimote,nunchuck and now the next advance of game control


Wii motionplus

showing what it can do now

why do i love oriental female ping pong players?


its showing the actual strokes with a sword you can do,diagonally etc...Golf etc..jet sking,ping pong again,canoeing,archery


Wii Sports Resort..which is a new Wii Sports title9think of Wii Sports 2,but with the added motion plus stuff

they showed all this last year,here,now they are showing some more

[Metallicorphan is an Ass]

the guy is hsowing the various games on Wii motion plus/sports resort


he is parachute jumping now and tqwisting his body etc with the wiimote...the Mii's are the skydivers

so who else wouldnt open their parachute?...oh,you can't it does it automatically...thats a minus right there


Archery now,the Nunchuck is the string,wiimote is how you aim...looks pretty goods actually,how long it would be good is another matter


he has Reggie back out now to play along with him,basketball...just hold the wiimote and pretend its a basketball,aim for a 3 shotter etc


looks quite hard but the guys are just pretty much placing them in,,they must of been practising

i would get very tired very quickly of this one(basketball i mean)

[Metallicorphan is an Ass]

wii sports resort July 26th

EA are using the wiimote plus thing will use it with Tiger woods and come with the game,same with Sega virtua tennis


Red Steel 2 also(that we already knew about)..will only work on with motion plus...it comes with it anyway


RPG now

Squeenix open world FF game..trailer now showing

oh its FF crystal bearers,which i knew about...looks good though

Kingdom hearts for Wii as well....loooks good for fans...which means WOOHOO

Mario and Luigi RPG now Bowsers inside story or something like that...the brothers going inside Bowser for the DS...looks alright,fans will lap it up

[Metallicorphan is an Ass]

M+L RPG US and EU this FALL


ONE MORE RPG

ZELDA PLEASE


ahh fuck,Golden Sun DS...FWIW i do like the GS games...trailer showing now

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the woman from last year and the funny pants is back on now

Nintendo DS stuff now(didnt we just have that?)

James Pattersons womens murder club:Games of Passion...a mystery game for DS..trailer showing now,mixes point and click and brain age type gameplay


C.O.P:The Recruit from Ubisoft for DS...sandbox game for the DS,looks not too far from GTA3 on the PS1..no birds eye view!!


Style savvi...for female gamers....@*&^

[Metallicorphan is an Ass]

Nintendo DS i now,montage of players playing/talking with the DSi



talking sales it has done now


DSi games now

flip note movie maker available this summer

Mario vs Donkey kong..you design the levels...looks shit..available next week

she is gonna get a terrible hump is she keeps arching her neck like that

Warioware game now

[Metallicorphan is an Ass]

she is talking making levels and sharing them with people with ...you can also take phots wit h the DSi and upload them to facebook from this summer

Legend of Zelda game now for the DSi..spirit tracks...oh,no ..she isnt talking or showing anything(as in about the game)

montage of wiifit and DS games now

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new dude on the stage!!...the PRESIDENT!!!(of nintendo)..fuck i can hardly understand him

he is talking about active gamers and other gamers..i think he means how Nintendo have split gamers

he is just talking stats about the number of different players,playing console games..talking about how they have managed to get people who have never played console games...to play console games(my bloody mother for one)

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this guy is on par with James Cameron and Ubisofts French guys for being boring


GET TO THE POINT!!!!

fuck...new type of brain age franchise..god i hate Nintendo

Wii Vitality Sensor...yup,you read right


you can take your pulse ..or maybe temperature(anal of course..just joking)..hmm,i think thats it,whoever pays for that needs fucking shooting

fucking hell that is it,for that sensor crap,i was only joking,LOL

the bird is back now

Mario game.,....new 3d adventure..first time 2 3D mario adventures have appeared on a single console...and why?,because this one looks just like Galaxy but set in the sky!!

whers my Wii Zelda game???

[Metallicorphan is an Ass]

oh,thats why...its called Super Mario galaxy 2..no further details

Reggie is back out again now..telling us the list of games they have announced


he is saying he reads blogs,and he knows that people want more from Nintendo(£20million should do it thanks)

new IP from SEGA.The Conduit..trailer playing


looks like a rip off from Metroid prime..which isnt really a nad thing



Resident evil now..darkside chronicles..on rail shooter(which i knew about)

Dead Space Extraction...on rail shooter(which i knew about)

both look quite good

Reggie just took a sly look at his watch!!


NEW Nintendo game from ..Nintendo/team ninja...space game adventure(square enix feel to it)..oh,its Metroid prime


Metroid other M...for 2010

[Metallicorphan is an Ass]

over

[Metallicorphan is an Ass]

so,no Zelda game for the Wii...no mention of the Metroid Prime Trilogy Wiimakes on one disc ...and no mention of the Resident evil 0 and 1 Wiimakes


colour me pissed off....not really anything in there for me to take away

[Tier is a Blind Mofo]

Same feeling as me Orph. I really was hoping for some talk about the Wii Zelda game but not even Shigeru Miyamoto showed up. Didn't let me down much, though, since I wasn't expecting much (other than Zelda!). Microsoft had a better lineup than Nintendo, but in my opinion Sony had the best showing.