[Sir Mobeye the Vaporblasted]

Seeing that the wicker man is the latest in a long line of remakes for no apparent reason, I was wondering what films you would like to see remade and why?

[Metallicorphan is an Ass]

none!!...they all suck absolute ass!!

the wicker man will lose all its original charm....and i bet christopher lee is pissed ,after starring in nearly 300 movies,he has often said that the wicker man was his favourite he ever did

i wonder if this new version will have all the hippy cult nudity like the original?

is nic cage playing edward woodwards part?

the omen,the haunting,texas chainsaw,fog,assault on precinct 13,...they were all great horrors...turn to crap by their remakes.....so ...ok go on,do nightmare on elm st...do halloween and the thing...you may as well kill them off as well


ok i have a few...matrix 2 and 3 for a kick off,lol

the breakfast club(LOL,i am going to hell for saying that)...but with todays new young actors...i can see it now,natalie portman....er....haley joel osment......the list is endless..(actually the list ends right there as i cant think of anyone else)

smokey and the bandit....lol,go on,it cant be any worse than number 3...who could be the bandit?....hmm....burt reyn...oh wait no...hmm....

and while we are on burts films,how about a new cannonball run film..with again all todays actors entertainers and hangers on?

ok,i am gonna go now

[Nubs McCracken]

I'm upset I just found out they're remaking the Hitcher from 1986 about the kid who picks up the hitchhiker and he starts killing people and framing the kid for it. This time the hitchiker is played by Sean Bean

[Senor Burrito Tosser]

They are making a remake of the hitcher? Crap that is a great movie.
I am going to agree with Metallic on this onewhenever they remade
a movie they make it shit and do not follow the older film They make it
different when they should make it the same which I was bummed
when they remade " When a stranger calls" I loved the old version
but the new version sucked except having a hot chick play the main
role as the babysitter.

[Sir Mobeye the Vaporblasted]

Mettalic you forgot the Dukes of Hazard and Starsky and Hutch they were fantastic, no wait the other thing steaming piles of shite. And didn't I see somewhere they are making a film of Magnum PI?
And remaking the Hitcher that sucks and with Sean bean he sucks.

[Senor Burrito Tosser]

mobeye said:

Mettalic you forgot the Dukes of Hazard and Starsky and Hutch they were fantastic, no wait the other thing steaming piles of shite. And didn't I see somewhere they are making a film of Magnum PI?
And remaking the Hitcher that sucks and with Sean bean he sucks.

Magnum PI ! Shit no Tom selleck that is for sure they are sinking low
if they have to remake films! Sean Bean licks donkey balls !
What makes a director say hey lets remake this movie from
20 years ago and put my twist in it

[Metallicorphan is an Ass]

shit yeah i heard about the hitcher remake a bit ago....yes it will be crap,i have the original on DVD

hitchcock has also had it bad with remakes of his films
psycho ....although vince vaughn masterbating over anne heche in the shower was pretty damn funny..... :bath:

rear window:not sure if people just made this remake up so as to support christopher reeve in a wheelchair(gave him something to do)

ok...instead of getting the bad remakes/......are there actually any good ones>?

or maybe some undecided ones>>>>>>>king kong anyone?

i didnt see the new posidion..was that any good?...actually i never got round to watching the first version with gene hackman


and sod it.....get tom selleck in for magnum...i dont care how old he is ....i still wanna see his 'tache smile while driving that ferrari in the opening credits


i also heard knight rider and the a-team were being made into films

metal's A-team cast wish list
B.A........hmm...how about michael clark duncan or ving rhames
Hannibal...not anthony hopkins..lol...grey hair...hmm,george clooney..NOT
Murdock.......jim carrey
Face.......dirk benedict...cos no one can 'replace the face'

amy.............christ...anyone

[Aayla Secura]

You used a colloquial expression. Wow! That is a cool site. Ah, well in that case. That is something I haven't heard of. Do you wear glasses? Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. ""? anyone?

[Sir Mobeye the Vaporblasted]

Face = Thomas Jane

[Senor Burrito Tosser]

Okay how about I think it was disneys " the blackhole " ?
A older sci fi movie with the graphics today would make
it be better film.

[Senor Burrito Tosser]

How about this A-Team star cast Metal ?
Sand Dog's prediction if they did it.

B.A. = Terry Crews ( Damian from friday after next )( cheeseburger
from longest yard another remake film )he's halarious!

Hannibal = Jason Statham ( Turkish from snatch )

Murdock = Jack Black ( you know the jack )

Face = Dirk Bennedict but they would cast Owen Wilson

Amy = Yeah hot chicks will do lol

[Metallicorphan is an Ass]

hey thats a good one.....i liked the original..but remember even then how bad the special effects were


i would like to see condorman again(disney again with oliver reed and michael crawford)...no i dont want it remade....i just want to see it again...those 5 black porsches were cool...damn,i wonder if it is available on DVD




and this was the girl in it........this part wasnt in the film though,i just though sand dog would like to see the picture




another couple of fims that sucked as they went from small screen to big screen were the scooby doos....jesus,they were bad!! :snipe:

lost in space as well...although the theme music was cool!!.....and gggrrrrr for heather graham PDT_ser.gif PDT_sex.gif

[Senor Burrito Tosser]

Yes I love TWINS ! ( + )( + ) Metal Rules !

[Sir Mobeye the Vaporblasted]

Rumours they are already talking about remaking "snakes on a plane" the new film will have something to do with clowns and star Bobcat Goldthwait,


















Anyone?











Come on..













O.K. it will be called "Shakes on a plane"

[SkinToxicated76]

I am surprised that condorman could fly anywhere, looks like he always has a woman hanging off of him all the time (A problem I regulary have), how the hell could he get off the ground with 140lbs of excess weight?

[Metallicorphan is an Ass]

holy shit...how wierd is this...i put condorman in the search engine of DVDs on HMV website...amd it says it was released yesterday here on DVD

its mine come payday!!!....also waiting for yellowbeard...gotta love those monty python style films


ok,talking about bobcat goldthwait...i heard a while ago they were making a new police academy film...and steve guttenberg/mahoney was gonna be back...anyone heard anything?.....hang on let me try IMDB

hmm...seems as though it is still in production
police academy 2007

how the hell is lassard still alive...hope he still has that goldfish...doesnt look as though bobcat is in it though...darn...he was one of the best!!

[The Omega Virus]

Actually Lloyd Bridges died about 10 years ago, so he will not be in it this time around.

[Metallicorphan is an Ass]

LOL,that was airplane......lassard was played by george gaines,i think..he was in that 80's TV show punky brewster...played the kids..granddad or something like that


oh and before anyone asks....tackleberry died.....in real life i mean




hey...looks like last years fantastic four was a remake as well

i must of missed this version
fantastic four 1994 version


lol,listen to this(or read it whatever)

'In an interview with filmmaker Kevin Smith, Fantastic Four creator Stan Lee said that, unbeknown to the cast and crew, this movie(the 94 version) was never intended to be released, and was made only because the studio who owned the rights to make a Fantastic Four movie would have lost the rights if they did not begin production by a certain date. '

[The Omega Virus]

oh...my bad.

[Aayla Secura]

Yeah.