[Metallicorphan is an Ass]

okay,here in england yesterday all the papers had an article about the worse films ever,voted by cinema goers or Empire magazine..i dont know

this is the list of top ten worse movies

10-Stop! or my mom will shoot
Sly and golden girl run amock

9-Catwoman
halle berry not as good as pfieffer IMO

8-Gigli
ben affleck....you know how i feel about him(i hate the bastard if you didnt know)..throw in Jlo..and yep perfect recipe for shite..but i havent seen it...so maybe its good,LOL

7-Batman and Robin
yup..shite...should be number 1 IMO(hopefully joel shumacher will redeem himself with that jim carrey flick number 23 that pogue told us about...looking forward to that)

6-Anaconda
yup-double shite...although actually,not as bad as B+R,although i havent seen snakes on a plane,it reminds me of this...bigass snake on a boat

5-Hostel
nope,not seen cant comment....it has actually been on my to see list..it looks good

4-Waterworld
kevin costner in at the time most expensive film ever..wasnt as bad as everyone made out i thought at the time,not seen it for a while though


3-Grease 2
i fucking love this film,LOL...because i am crazy about michelle pfieffer....'i wanna ccoooooool rider'..etc,etc


2-Titanic
i fucking HATE this film with a passion,and was utterly dissapointed in james cameron,who is one of my favourite directors...i hate you celine dion!!...(although kudos for kate winslet for letting the twins out)


1-Spice world the movie
another i havent seen,and one that hasnt been on my to see list,even when i wanted to shag the hell out of ginger spice



so,the list was actually the top 20..and shock...lord of the rings fellowship of the rings was at number 17 or something,but i cant find the full top 20 anywhere...LOTR1 is the only film i have seen at the cinema twice(if not counting return of the jedi in 83 then the special edition in 97 whenever)..its a great film

anyway..do you agree with that list?...do you have any suggestions?

and where the fuck is V for Vendetta(<<<let the metallicorphan flaming comence...LOL,i know you guys liked that one)

[Aayla Secura]

Yes I know how he or she feel about himi hate the bastard if you did not know. And. You should check it out. I have heard that opinion, but I would like to know more before I form my own. First you must download me to your personal computer.

[SkinToxicated76]

I am suprised that film with Britney didnt make it, what was it, Croassraods or something?

[Knick Knack Natra]

They should have put the Santa Clause with Tim Allen, that is the only movie I ever wakled out of.

[GiGi709]

I can't believe Grease 2 is on the list. I loved that movie, and Michelle Pfieffer. Someone made a mistake!!

I liked Hostel as well. It could have been a little better but was still good.


Black Christmas should be on that list. One of the dumbest movies ever.

[Billybob rules]

I forgot that they made spice world the movie. I am kinda glad that I forgot.

[Nubs McCracken]

How about Starship Troopers?

[jcb1973]

Here are some I would add that i have seen that I thought sucked.

shallow hal
knock off with jean claude van dam and dennis rodman
date movie
clerks

Those are ones that are forever burned in my head because they sucked so bad in my opinion. I actually watched those above movies all the way through hoping they would get better, but they never did.

On a side note, I watched lucky number slevin a while back and thought the 1st half of the movie sucked, but stuck it through and it was one of the best movies I have seen in a while. Great movie.

[Billybob rules]

I liked starship troopers it wasn't great but many other movies have sucked worse.

[Nubs McCracken]

How about the sequel to Rocky Horror what was it shock therapy or something?

[Metallicorphan is an Ass]

Pogue Moran said:

How about the sequel to Rocky Horror what was it shock therapy or something?

oh god yes...rocky horro picture show was great but this.,i thinki rmember it being some kind of game show movie,or there was a game show scene...it was shite anyway,none of the original cast either

[LazarusRook]

Leonard pt 6 (Bill Cosby, are you out of your fucking mind?)

Date Movie (This sucked so bad I couldn't even get through it with a huge spliff)

The Abomination

Doom

Doom

Doom

Doom

Doom

Boiling Point (Wes Snipes/Dennis Hopper)

Any movie with Corey Feldman and Corey Haims (they usually have the words "fast cars and fast women" somewhere on the back of the movie box)

Doom (I sure would like to kick the guy who wrote that movie in the nuts so hard they actually drive into his anus)

[Metallicorphan is an Ass]

well i steered clear of doom just because of teh rock being in it.....scorpion king was also crap


another maga pants film is white noise...i heard the sequel is good,but i am not trusting those i heard it off

[Beeble Bobble]

Okay, first off- how can anyone put Clerks up on the list?? JCB....

Secondly the first Starship Troopers wasn't *that* bad, still lame acting but the second one was rubbish.

I heard that White Noise sucked but I'm gonna watch the second one because Katee Sackhoff is in it :) I love her... :)

[Sir Mobeye the Vaporblasted]

I didn't think starship troopers was that bad, ok so the first half sucked when they were at boot camp, but the battles were pretty spectacular and the special effects were good. I know I will get flamed but I didn't really rate clerks, but thats probably just because I am old . What about that film Michael Jackson made, Moon something, you know the one where he turns into a car wtf. Oh and anything really with van damme or seagal in it.

[Metallicorphan is an Ass]

WHAM BAM VAN DAMME!!

A.W.O.L.<<<oh dear...and universal soldier

turtles 2:the secret of the ooze....with vanilla ice.....MAD magazine parody called it the secret is to snooze,LOL

[Knick Knack Natra]

Titan A.E.

I love Don Bluth's style of animation (Secret of Nimh, All dogs go to heaven, Anastaisa Dragons Lair, Space Ace), But this movie was sooooo frickin boring. I bought it at Target for 5 bucks, and had Blockbuster buy it back for $5. I got my money back, but not my time.

I'm not a clerks fan. It was okay. Cool, it was an indie film about slackers, but lazy ass slackers. The cartoon sucked more than the film.

[LazarusRook]

Speaking of slacker, you should quit...traumatizing women with sexual intercourse, I should know, I'm a medical doctor.

Anyone ever see No Retreat No Surrender? It was an 80's martial arts film with Van Damme playing a bad guy. (Russian)

....and he had one line, "So it is you, the son, is it not?"

our hero says, "yeah...but this time it'll be different...RUSSIAN!"

apparently, that sets him off because he goes, "aaaaaaaah!" and attacks.

Another movie with Van Damme as a bad guy is Black Tiger with Sho Kosogi as the hero (not sure if I spelled his name right but he was a few of the "Ninja" movies)

[Sir Mobeye the Vaporblasted]

Lol, no retreat, no surrender with the ghost of Bruce Lee.

[Metallicorphan is an Ass]

mobeye said:

Lol, no retreat, no surrender with the ghost of Bruce Lee.

oh my god!!!...i can honestly say that i havent thought about that since the day i watched it on VHS back in the 80s.....how shhhiiite was that???,LOL...ahh,memories...that was the one and van damme was the russian bad guy want it?